Monday, July 21, 2008

Top 10 Signs I've Officially Transferred to a Stay At Home Mom

I have to drive up to Dallas for an educators conference that I am attending in order to further my work developing curriculum for the school I am helping to start in Az...which brought me to these realizations...
10. I have replaced all of my nice work clothes with comfy work-out clothes.
9. I have to play "how noticeable is the stain?" on the few nice clothes that I have remaining.
8. I spent 30 minutes vacuuming cheerios out of the back seat of my car to make it a presentable mode of transportation for the other founding board members.
7. It took me 2 curling irons, 1 straightener, and 1 blow dryer to remember how I used to style my hair.
6. Since pulling out and packing up my bag, I've had to remove 3 cars, 2 sippy cups and 1 soccer ball.
5. Packing for a 3 night conference now includes a bag of clothes, a bag of educational materials, PLUS....a high chair, portable crib, bag of snacks, ice chest of snacks, bag of diapers, wipes and misc. toys, folding umbrella stroller, and an inflatable pool floatie.
4. I have fallen asleep twice from the sheer exhaustion of it all just while writing this!
3. I've mapped out all the MacDonalds with playlands from here to Dallas.
2. My 6-disk CD changer has be reloaded with Psalty and Music Machine.
1. The only REAL reason I'm bringing my laptop is to play Praise Baby DVDs in the car.

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