Brody: Do you know what my favorite dinosaur is?
Me: No, what?
Brody: Taurus Sex.
Brody: How does sun screen keep the sun from burning your skin?
Me: Well, it has ingredients that block the sun's rays. It's like a screen which is why it's called sun screen.
Brody: So...when it's done screaming it keeps the sun out?
Me: Should we buy some blueberries for our cereal?
Brody: Oh yes!! Your children would love some blueberries!
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