Thursday, March 6, 2008

My Day with the Little Sinner


If anyone is in doubt of the presence of our sin nature from the day we are born....THEY DON'T HAVE CHILDREN!! I know he's just testing the boundaries to make sure he is safe and secure within them, but part of me wonders if he and Bing have made a secret pact to drive me insane! They team up at breakfast to refuse to eat their own food until they have had a taste of the other's (followed by a refreshing splash in the water bowl). Then it's off to tackle ONLY the cabinets with baby-locks because "today's my day to get the good stuff!" Of course, just when he is content enough with picking the locks, Bing comes barrelling through (sometimes I think I catch Brody giving him the signal) to knock him over setting off one of his world famous scream-fests...not because he's hurt, mind you, (the kid's 95% for head size...nothings gonna crack that melon!) but because he's SO angry! He'll just glower at Bing and scream at me for the next few minutes (and it's never the other way around which is further proof that they are in cahoots)! Then it's tiptoeing around during nap time until Bing decides to bark ferociously at the mailman (could he be in on it too?) and wakes up the little sinner. So we go around again...yummy dog food....splashy-splashy...soon, household cleaners, you will be mine!...how dare you Bing! (good work...she's cracking!)...it's only a matter of time before I see them, between the laces of my straight jacket, giving each other high-fives!

1 comment:

Mimi/Mom/Christy said...

I was pretty sure my precious Lindsay came as an angel sent from on high, bearing my morning coffee at the age of 2 or 3..Good grief, it HAD to have been 4!...(2 or 3 HAS to be too young for such competence...as if 4 isn't...)
-XO you my sweet-