Did You Know?

Did you know...

...that purchasing a patio set online will most likely result in having all of your credit cards frozen on fraud alert?

...that when your credit cards are on fraud alert, every single credit card company calls you 2-3 times to verify that you actually wanted to make the aforementioned purchase.

...that when you spend all morning on the phone with various credit card companies, your kids instantly become attention-starved and can't possibly function for the rest of the day without whining and being held?

...that my 4 year old weighs almost 60 pounds?

...that when you leave your house the day after it is cleaned your dog will inevitably knock over the garbage to get at the scraps?

...that if your dog knocks over the trash, it will be on the day after you saute asperagus in olive oil for dinner and decide to throw out the left-overs because it won't keep in the fridge?

...that while you are busy cleaning up the oily mess off your previously clean floors, your daughter will pull out her brand new Easter dress and "try it on" after you specifically told her she had to wait?

...that when you decide to send her to her room instead of spanking her on the spot, you give her the opportunity to unleash her latest "retaliation strategy"?

...that some 2 year olds pee themselves just to spite their mommies?

...that all of this can happen in one morning?

Well now you know!!